Reasons Why Princess Jasmine Kicks Ass (Yo) (Dylan O'Brien voice)

justcallmedee
Dec 4, 2014
2 min read

I am brown. Princess Jasmine is brown. Therefore I am Princess Jasmine. As you know, (or don't know), I have taken quite a shine to Princess Jasmine so I thought it only right to explain why PJ's so cool and why I desperately want to be her. 1. Jazzy J don't need no man to save her.

Unlike other Disney princesses (Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, even Cinderella), Princess Jasmine doesn't rely on a prince charming to come and give her a) the kiss of life or b) some fancy shoes. Not Jasmine. She has the smarts to fake being in love with Jafar so Aladdin can steal back the lamp. I'm telling ya, the girl's got skills! 2. She's sweet af. Jasmine is already a princess and heir to the throne but what does she dream of doing? Being normal! Unlike Cinders, who wants to attend some trashy party thrown by some guy who can't even recognise her the next morning, Jasmine longs to step outside her palace walls and experience the world like a normal non celeb. She's so down to earth! And what's the first thing she does when she's doing her peasant role-playing? Gives a hungry child some fruit. I mean she didn't technically pay for the fruit but how was she to know she needed money? The girl's a princess! And it's the thought that counts, right? 3. She has a badass tiger. Forget birds and mice, Rajah ftw! Yeah. She has a tiger. Need I say more? Badass. Tiger. (K I'm done). 4. She has the best boyf #SorryNotSorry.

Aladdin is my fave. (might have something to do with him looking like a certain boyband member). He's charming, brave, kind, generous and dreamy (yes. I know he's a cartoon character. Don't judge me.) I love Aladdin because he's not a stereotypical fancy pants rich guy prince. In fact, he's pretty poor. And Jasmine still falls for him, proving she ain't no gold digger. He might not be rollin' in it but he's defo got a heart of gold and Jasmine sees it. DID SOMEONE SAY OTP? (Yeah, I did. It was me. Ahem.)

5. She stands up for her rights!

6. Finalement, I'd like to mention that JayJay's outfit is ON POINT!

She ain't playin'. So there you have it. Princess Jasmine is clearly the best princess ever, ever. You just try and fight me on this one. I dare you. Now don't get me wrong, there are way more reasons why PJ kicks the other princesses' asses but I think I've made my point. If you stuck with me till the end, cheers for reading. Of course, you may have different ideas on who you think is the best Disney princess (*cough* it's Jasmine), so feel free to let me know who you like and why. Thanks again. Peace (Peace emoji's don't show up here) (*Sad face*) Ooh side note: In case you didn't get the title, the "kicks ass yo" bit was a quote from Dylan O'Brien talking about his Teen Wolf character Stiles Stilinski. Full quote: "Stiles kicks ass, yo!"