• BLOGGER

 

So yeah, I blog now. If anything, I can look back at this in the future and laugh. Who am I kidding? I laugh at my posts now. I'm so funny. 

 

• READER

 

BOOOOOOKKSSSSSS!!!! I love them. If you don't love them, we can't be friends. (This is probably why I don't have any friends).

I adore books. Books are epic. I'm serious. Go read a book. Right now. If you need book recommendations, I'm your gal :)

Note: Literature may claim to be books but literary books are awful. It's like the cheap chocolate in advent calenders; looks like chocolate but definitely is NOTHING like the real deal. I'm pretty sure I started this talking about books. There is a point in there somewhere, I just got distracted by the thought of chocolate. Not an uncommon problem.

 

• FANGIRL

 

OMG. LMAO. Can u not. I can't even. Asdfghjkl. I know them all. And what's more scary; I use them all. I'm emotionally invested in celebrities who don't know I exist. I like boybands. (JLS and One Direction in particular). I like actors (How much time you got?). I like books and movies and fast food and tv shows and most of all I like fangirling about it all on Twitter.

 

• LOSER

 

I'm a bit of a loser.

That's a lie.

I'm a lot of a loser.

Take your average, typical teenager, minus all the coolness, double the craziness and add a shedload of sarcasm and bad puns. And then times that by all the awkwardness in the galaxy (not the chocolate).

Hello.