10 Foolproof Ways To Make A Guy Like You

justcallmedee
Feb 13, 2015
2 min read

10 Foolproof Ways To Make A Guy Like You - tried and perfected by moi. Disclaimer: So I have been on this planet for 18 long years and in that time I have had exactly 0 boys show any interest in me. Therefore I strongly recommend you don't take these tips seriously and certainly do not use them. Ever. Not even as a joke. (I learnt the hard way) Continue. 1. Tell him you love him more than anything in the universe and want to get married and have loads and loads of his beautiful babies and live happily ever after for the rest of eternity - Straight to the point. Guys like girls who speak their minds and don't say one thing but mean another. 2. Tell him he disgusts you and then avoid him at all costs, making sure you run away from him whenever he comes within a 10 metre radius of you - Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen ;) 3. Tell him a joke. If he doesn't laugh, laugh enough for the both of you - Awkward silences are the worst. 4. Send him Taylor Swift songs to hint at your love for him - "You belong with meeee" 5. Tell him you like someone else - He might get jealous, thus uncovering his true feelings for you? 6. Giggle whenever he's near. Also, flick your hair and bat your eyelashes - When has that ever not worked? 7. Get rid of competition by telling all the girls who know him that he's gay - You'll be the only girl who flirts with him so you're his only option. Boom! 8. Pretend to like everything he likes - "You like the Mets? No way! Me too! We're like soulmates" (Hint hint, Dylan O'Brien) 9. Tell him how awesome you are and hope he takes your word for it and falls in love with you - Hope is the only thing stronger than fear 10. Ask him what he likes in a girl and then proceed to slowly become that ideal lady - He likes brunettes? Dye your hair. He likes short girls? Kneel down whenever you're around him. There you have it. 10 absolutely foolproof ways to make a guy like you. Just to reiterate, they were 100% intentionally stupid methods demonstrating my weak attempt at humour. If you want someone to like you, just be your usual wonderful self and if they still don't see your awesomeness then it's their loss cuz I think you're great!

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